growing in the goo

What am I going to do with my life?

Does Hooters know that its "delightfully tacky, yet unrefined" motto doesn't make sense?

Does God mind that I've been going to Church on Monday instead of Sunday?

Is it a problem that programs "unexpectedly quit" on my computer?

How can I fix what's making me unhappy? (cause of distress is remaining nameless...for now.)