growing in the goo

Earlier tonight I had posted an entry complaining about something, but decided to take it down because I had that whisper of "oooh, you might regret this..." that I get before I end up doing something that I shouldn't have.

So! In its place, a PSA:

Do not buy CVS brand eye makeup remover. It does not work. In fact, I suspect it kinda grinds the mascara and eyeliner further into your skin, thereby achieving the exact opposite result.