Friday, June 02, 2006


Walks Away, Lock Doors

I was just walking the home stretch to work...kind of like a Downtown Crossing area, for you Bostonians.

So, I don't know what I was thinking about, but I was lost in my own world - oh wait, I was thinking that I look tres American today - and I see this guy walking on the sidewalk, towards me. Well, not towards me, but in the opposite direction I was heading, you know?

So he's all sweaty, and big muscles, and has headphones on, is kind of zigzag walking - at one point I think "oh goodness, I hope he doesn't try to hug me!" - just because he was so sweaty and seemed a bit off-balanced, like someone who would hug random strangers on their way to work.

I pass by him, and he looks at me, and leers

"I see you evvvvvvvvvvery day!"

I don't know if he saw my eyes widen like saucers, but if he must have been quite gratifying.

leers Good god, you should have been an English major.
Hahahaha, that's awesome.
And BTW, I don't know if you actually used the word "leers" correctly.
robert: aww! nah. I stink at grammar. As my next comment attests.

bub: thought you'd enjoy it.

bub: yeah, I had a feeling too, but since I'm doing the whole "blogging at work" thing, I've been settling for mediocrity. UGH!

IT should be something like "He leered at me, then said (in a true creepy fashion),..."
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