growing in the goo

When I got to the register, they informed me that they were only taking cash.  What?!  I thought I had $5 in my wallet - not enough to cover my sandwich, even - and when I checked, I actually didn't even have that...only $3.

I told the cashier, and said that I could run to the ATM, if the powers-that-be wanted me to.  She said "nah" and did the "go away, it's no problem" hand flip.  I gave her the $3 and skedaddled.

Isn't that amazing?